How can that even exist? I don't. get it.

I'm going to take a shower all day until I scrub the first three layers of skin off.

I want a new roommate.

((Backdated to this morning.))

[Filtered to Slytherins; Semi-Hackable to all]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Do you think it's fun having to sit there and listen to your house being reprimanded? I already told you kids; If you look bad, the house looks bad, and then I look bad! This is not supposed to be some idiotic game to see how quick Slytherin can tear itself up from ( Read more... )